
Top 10 ways to recycle and keep me clean enough so you humans can keep living here!

So you want to play your part in saving the environment for the human race? One of the best ways to do so is to recycle everything. Recycling could be very easy, and it could be incorporated into all parts of your life.
Here are our top 10 ways to recycle. You’d be surprised how easy it is, and how little you have to do in order to help me out here.
10. Prepare Recycle Bins - Have fun! Paint them and make them look cool and then toss all your junk in there! But separate papers, plastics and cans. When your bins are full, simply dump them in your nearest local sorted recycle bin and they will thank and so will I!
Find A Recycling Center Near You! If there's not one listed, MAKE ONE!!! What YOU do matters!
9. Recycle Paper In Your Household - Remember all that paper comes from my trees! Use before ya loose it!
For starters, purchase recycled papers. And if possible, reuse blank sides of paper if there are still space for you to write for notes or lists. Don't waste it, turn it into art! Transform scraps of torn envelops into triangle ornaments for the holidays! Now that's thinking straight!
8. Use Your Own Grocery Bags -
Bring your own grocery bags when going out to stores. Most stores now encourage customers to bring their own plastic grocery bag for environmental purposes. Just make sure you leave them stowed under your seats in your car when they're empty otherwise, according to the U.S. census some human might take off with them. What's a matter with you people? Stop stealing from each other and start sharing!
7. Reuse Drop Cloths
Use old rags, blankets, bed sheets or table cloth as drop clothes for home painting, craft painting, or household repairs. and you know what - start using rags like in the old days - and wash all the rags once a month - and just use those to clean with. Why do you have to have Bounty? He's not that strong, you know? He never really lifted a tree. Don't get excited. Stop using paper towels and start using rags - and wash them. And while you're at it, wash yourself too!
6. Use Your Own Plates And Cups On Picnics
Yes, bring them! Now that's classy and clever! And when you are done, you bring them back and wash them then put them away in the cupboards and your mother with love ya! Enough with the plastic and paper cups and plates. Not to mention the Styrofoam .... ahhhgggg! It's a killer on me! Don't buy anything served in it and don't drink out of it. It can hurt your teeth, ya know?
5. Keep Garbage Bin Fresh
Number 5 on the list of the top 10 ways to recycle is to keep your garbage bin fresh to avoid disposing it before it is truly full. You can do so by grinding lemon rinds in the garbage bin.
4. Use Glasses at your Parties - they're as cheap as cups at the 99 cent store and let me tell you - the plastic that would go bye bye if you did - Oh, my! Please! do it! I'm excited thinking about being plastic free!
3. Donate Your Usable Goods or turn them into art!
Scan your entire home for usable goods you don't need anymore and donate them. Many charities would be more than happy to receive a nice vacuum cleaner you don't want to unclog that probably works perfectly fine. Or turn it into an at project and transform it into a giant robot! Now you can sell it on Ebay for a profit!
2. Use Recycled Toilet Paper - Alright this just sounds disgusting!
Yes, this is number 2 on the top 10 ways to recycle list. And no, not reuse toilet paper! What we meant was purchase toilet paper made out of recycle product.
1. Use Rechargeable Batteries - We can do this! Get Solar Lights too! They are amazing and very inexpensive!
Purchase and use rechargeable batteries instead of the normal ones. And stop buying toys that run on batteries. Use a boomarang instead! Throw something for crying out loud! Stop wasting batteries on all those remote controlled piles of junk. Yeah, they look good, but riding the rapids on my back is a whole lot funner! I'll bet the planet on this one!


