THE EARTH SHOW!
Give #YourMutha a call and leave her your bad news!
She'll call you back with a solution!
It may not be the solution your tender ears want to hear, but you're gonna get a solution whether you like it or not!
And remember, what doesn't make you laugh will kill you!
Comic Relief For The GREEN Community.
Do you have EARTH ISSUES? HUMAN ISSUES?
Get some FREE ADVICE and a chance to win a roll of bamboo toilet paper! Sure it's tough on your butt.
And why shouldn't you humans suffer a little pain in the butt?
What in the Niagra Falls do you think you are on me?
A little slice of heaven?
It's time to pick up your cellphone and call MOTHER EARTH.
* Have you been meditating too much lately?
* Perhaps you've had one cleanse too many?
(Well, so have I. Stop cleansing all over me, please!)
*Is your aura getting in the way of your relationship with #YourMutha?
* Call #YourMutha today and get FREE ADVICE from the leading expert of the planet. You're sitting on me.
*I've been around longer than any of you and I'll be here long after I've consumed you all and you're dust in my belly!
So wise up and call me already.
Need some GREEN ADVICE?
Stop procrastinating and CALL #YourMutha!
The planets will be speaking out too!
Find Out What They Think Of Global Warming!
Mars says, "Screw love and peace! You start trying to Frack in me and this is WAR!"