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October 15, 2014
Jill Gatsby insisted that I SAVE you people ... who are littering all over me. I told her you guys have to save yourselves! And here's the number one way to do it!
Stop using so much #electricity. Could you please not leave every appliance and light on in the house? Why do you have to leave the bathroom light on if you aren't even in there? And put the lid down for Mother Mary's sake! Could you please?
And you people with stores ... you know you close your store, you put a CLOSED sign on the door of your store and then you leave all the lights on inside!
Could you please use SOLAR lights instead of draining all of the light out of me for no one's benefit. Solar LED Lights are cheap - Even Jill Gatsby can afford them!
You just leave them out in the sun during the day and they will light up your stores all night long! And then you aren't sucking all the life out of me already! You know what I mean? Give me a break over here! Get some solar lights and use them indoors and outdoors! Christ, all you gotta do is put the charger outside and the lights inside. It's not so hard, people. If you wanna see your kids grow up and play all over me get more solar and use less electricy ... and buy a button! I know they're over priced, but this way you'll have something to bitch about too - and then we'll finally have something in common!
Peace out. Mrs. Earth, Mother Earth, Your Mother, Ma, Mommy and Mrs. Planet to the Nay Sayers!